May 27 - My friends are obsessed with getting me to work out, but...
July 27 - How horrible is it when they put a huge fat guy next to...
September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
May 20 - Bill collectors need a new strategy.
June 22 - Getting older, diagnosed with sleep apnea
May 12 - Trying to lose baby weight is hard work.
August 17 - Some pretty unfair fights go down in the UFC.
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
May 3 - I grew up pretty poor, which was lame but actually...
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
May 7 - I have a cheaper alternative to diamonds for your...
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.