September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
March 6 - My daughter gets embarrassed when I shop at the lingerie...
April 30 - I got pulled over by a cop on the way over here.
March 5 - I actually proposed to my girlfriend a few months ago.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
March 17 - Why in the world do I have to buy my girlfriend a rock...
September 26 - I just wish I had vegetation on my shoulders that I...
September 24 - I love the Lotto winners who don't know how to spend...
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!
August 31 - Sometimes I just make up facts about black history.
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
August 20 - Ricky Velez didn't get along with his ex's kid.