September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
April 30 - I got pulled over by a cop on the way over here.
August 20 - Ricky Velez didn't get along with his ex's kid.
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
August 31 - Sometimes I just make up facts about black history.
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!
September 24 - I love the Lotto winners who don't know how to spend...
August 13 - Kids these days don't realize that in the 80s you had to...
August 12 - My new idol now is Manny Pacquiao.
August 22 - No money? Let Cleto plan your wedding.
September 26 - I just wish I had vegetation on my shoulders that I...