September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
July 27 - How horrible is it when they put a huge fat guy next to...
August 13 - Kids these days don't realize that in the 80s you had to...
August 22 - No money? Let Cleto plan your wedding.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
May 3 - I grew up pretty poor, which was lame but actually...
May 20 - Bill collectors need a new strategy.
May 12 - Trying to lose baby weight is hard work.
April 30 - I got pulled over by a cop on the way over here.
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
July 5 - My wife and I want to have kids, but we might be too...
June 22 - Getting older, diagnosed with sleep apnea