September 27 - One of my friends dragged me to a murder mystery dinner.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
April 30 - I got pulled over by a cop on the way over here.
May 7 - I have a cheaper alternative to diamonds for your...
May 3 - I grew up pretty poor, which was lame but actually...
May 20 - Bill collectors need a new strategy.
August 13 - Kids these days don't realize that in the 80s you had to...
May 27 - My friends are obsessed with getting me to work out, but...
June 22 - Getting older, diagnosed with sleep apnea
September 24 - I love the Lotto winners who don't know how to spend...
May 14 - I always use peoples' fears to my advantage.
February 17 - Beautiful babies come from fugly parents!